Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
