remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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