Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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