The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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