Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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