Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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