Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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