You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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