You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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