i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have feelings that need drinking.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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