my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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