so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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