Me too!
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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