did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Buhtt sex?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
did you just send me my own nude
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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