she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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