So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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