Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
