I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
3 2 1 whiskey
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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