Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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