chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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