i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
