8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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