she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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