Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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