yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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