He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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