Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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