You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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