Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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