I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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