Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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