If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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