You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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