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You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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