operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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