Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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