The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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