apparently the secret to your success is patron
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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