I'll bet she douches with gravy.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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