we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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