Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize