its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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