Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
never play flip cup with pint glasses
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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