question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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Wipe that smile off your face.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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