Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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