he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The Olympian is in my bed
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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