with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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