what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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