Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Someone came in the potted fern
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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