I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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