Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh god the rape fog is back!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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