Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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