she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Randomize
