I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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